whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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