i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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