i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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