went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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