So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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