i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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