Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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