Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I have post one night stand depression
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