he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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