Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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