seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'm both gender and math confused
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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