They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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