you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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