I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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