New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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