remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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