My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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