I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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