do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
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