Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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