Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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