You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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