Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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