is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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