I wanna bring you to show and tell
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Randomize
