I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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