I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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