Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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