:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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