in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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