You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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