Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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