I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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