You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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