if you like me you must not know who I am
I didn't shave. On purpose
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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