is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
Randomize
