Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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