Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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