Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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