Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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