Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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