i just had sex bonerless
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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