Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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