You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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