I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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