highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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