Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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