So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Randomize
