he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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