why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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