So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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