youre lurking in front of me
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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