drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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