Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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