You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I just cut my nipple shaving
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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