So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Randomize
