it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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