So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
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