Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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