woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
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